Seven Eleven Heaven

How To Have a Great Evening

1. Receive a lot of pressure from people.
2. Fugg up a simple kata four times in front of the whole class 3 days before your grading.
3. Go home feeling like dung.
4. On the way home grab a massive grape Slushee from 7-11.
5. When you get home pour a glass of rum in it.
6. Drink and play shoot-em-up games.

Now that is awesome.

 

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

I’m so jazzed about the discovery of Whynatte that I have the following announcement to make…

Rum + Powerade = RumParade™!

Just so you know*.

* – Daav would want you to know that it should not be confused with RumpParade, whatever that is…

 

A few notes

We here at Wasted Time don’t make friends easy.  Maybe has something to do with our dishevelled apperance.  Maybe it’s the dragon’s breath.  Maybe it’s cause we’re quick to anger.  Regardless, we have a new friend.  His name is Jesse.  And while we just toss the drinks back, he muthafukin invented one.  It’s called the WhyNatte.  Go check that description.  In mere words, the WhyNatte sounds like it should taste like hot death, and while we haven’t personally tried one on for size just yet, Jesse assures us that it’s quite tasty.  And he seems like good people, so I’m prone to believe him.  I’d like to go so far as to say that Wasted Time is an official sponser of the WhyNatte, but we’re not just in this for the cash or the fame, we’re in it for the lifestyle.  (Clearly.)  Point being, we’ll drink it, and then we’ll start whipping out the sponsership cheques.  When will we try one?  at the latest LATEST… we’ll try one at BlogHurl.  “What’s BlogHurl?” you say.

Oh, you’ll see.