What have you all been up to? I really don’t know. That’s not just me playing. I honestly have not been paying attention to anyone more than 40 feet outside my doorstep. Because I HAVE CHILDREN. And becauseI’M LAZY. And BECAUSE I CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO MOVE FROM WHERE I’M SITTING AT THIS PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME.  So yeah, what were we talking about just now.  Dunno.  #SoAnyways  Why don’t we have a wasted time twitter account?!?  Well, probably because w’re all really bad at switching identities within our twitter clients.  Like that time I called my boss a #daftcunt via a tweet.   Not that that wasn’t a well-earned @reply, but… yeah, I can’t remember my point there.  Should I have somemore whiskey.  I’ll give you all 20 seconds to reply.

No?  Well.  Mmmmm.  Here goes.

WOW.  Fantastically tired.   Someone carry this torch.  I’s heavy.

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