What have you all been up to? I really don’t know. That’s not just me playing. I honestly have not been paying attention to anyone more than 40 feet outside my doorstep. Because I HAVE CHILDREN. And becauseI’M LAZY. And BECAUSE I CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO MOVE FROM WHERE I’M SITTING AT THIS PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME. So yeah, what were we talking about just now. Dunno. #SoAnyways Why don’t we have a wasted time twitter account?!? Well, probably because w’re all really bad at switching identities within our twitter clients. Like that time I called my boss a #daftcunt via a tweet. Not that that wasn’t a well-earned @reply, but… yeah, I can’t remember my point there. Should I have somemore whiskey. I’ll give you all 20 seconds to reply.
No? Well. Mmmmm. Here goes.
WOW. Fantastically tired. Someone carry this torch. I’s heavy.