Is there a secret to the drinking of the red wine to excess and not getting the purple teeth?  Because I can’t seem to pull that off.  The alternatives are either: that no one drinks red wine to excess anywhere outside their home, that those who do drink red wine to excess always have toothpaste and a toothbrush on hand, or that I have especially stain-prone teeth.  I’m not find of either of those options, so I’m gunning for a secret that no one’s telling me.  Wine also makes me drowsy but unable to sleep too, which is all kinds of frigged up.

 Elsewise, THX-1138 is good for about the first thirty minutes, but exponentially less interesting after that.   I don’t like it, and as I represent the Everyman, I’m too assume that no one has really liked it.