WTF

As I sit here, enjoying my Gingerbread WhyNatte, I wonder what the fugg has been dumped into the drinking water around here.

Around here being the Earth in general.

Certainly the year has been good to me, but for everyone else it seems shite-like.

People being dicks in general, bad stuff happening, etc.

It’s like the year of two thousand and suck but not for me. Just for most of the people around me.

I mean, I’ve been exposed to dickwadish behaviour, certainly. But really, I try not to let it get to me. It is frustrating, to be sure, but my life won’t end because people are being bucking fuffalos.