This may or may not be true, but I feel like this weekend coming up is the first absolutely free weekend I’ve had in about ninety-seven months.  Here’s the plans, for anyone who plans to call me:

Friday: Get good and properly drunk.  Not blind drunk, not incontinent drunk, just comfortably numb, happy-go-lucky, night-sweaty drunk. 

 Saturday: Do some work (yeah, I know–wtf is that all about).  Then engage in online frivolity, get some sweet, then maybe watch March of the Penguins.   (We’re all about honesty here at Wasted Time.)

Sunday: Observe the sabbath.  Literally.  Just watch those poor sumbitches drive off to church at 8am while I watch them out the window drinking coffee and not wearing pants.

 That spells G-O-O-D–T-I-M-E-S, people.