Maybe I shouldnt’ t have decided to have a glass of wine while I prepared dinner, at 10 pm, after going for a 14 km run, then going to the store ‘cuz I didn’t have any pizza sauce and goddamnit i needed pizza and somehow it became 10 pm ‘cuz I had to work today and didn’t get home until like 5:30 pm and 14 km takes a long time to run. And I haven’t eaten anything since lunch.  And I lost 4 lbs on my run, i’m not making that up.  It’s true.  I must be really dehydrated, which means my blood voilume is really low and so my EtOH concentration must be high. But Iswear to you that I’ve only have 1/2 a glass of wine, but I nearly fell over when I just stood up just now.   Fuck, I’m such a cheap drunk.  Whow ould believe that the Jager Bombshell is a cheap drunk. BUt it’s true.  But not so drunk that I didn’t remember to put up my photo this time.  Are you proud of me, Brown Sugar Daddy?

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