OK, so it’s like way too fucking complicated for me to figure out how to fucking get on this fucking blog. I’m only like 63% sure this is even going to post right. What the fuck are you guys thinking tell me to get drunk and come on this crazy new blog site that I don’t even know how the hell to get on here. Christ on a cracker. I also can’t get my fucking msn messenger to open up. What does the internets hate me?

So, it was my 1/2 birthday party today and I have to say I highly recommend having a 1/2 birthday. More fucking people said happy birthday to me today than on my actual birthday. I got free cake with a candle at dinner (but I didn’t get my wish that i wished for when i blue out my candle, or else I wouldn’t be here at home right now, all by my lonesome…boo-urns!)… But lots of peeps bought me free drinks, which is sweet. We went to the Buffalo Club and Deepak bought me a Jager Bomb!! Those things rock!! Later some of us went to Toyko Lounge, which is named that ‘cuz there was 14 million people in the friggin’ club. And my friend’s boyfriend got us free drinks there ‘cuz he’s got connections (we had King Kongs… they weren’t as good as Jager Bombs, but still not bad)… and I made plans to go surfin’ in Tofino with someone, but now I don’t remember who that was. Will I look like a complete moron if I email all my friends and I’m like “hey man, whoever wanted to go surfin’, hook me up?”