March 7, 2014
So Many Moving Parts
So, tonight has been a veritable pub crawl of crazy. A friend of mine retired. Another friend of mine moved to a different department. And you know what? Yet another friend of mine was in town from “la belle province” or however the hellz you spellz it. That being said, the latter two ladies were at our local watering hole downtown (or watering whole, really). This watering hoele is also the same one that a good buddy of mine goes to. When I first met this guy, I wasn’t sure about him – but as time goes on, I realize he is the effing bomb.
Pardon me for “waxing philosophical” for a moment, but it’s amazing sometimes how you can connect with some pretty amazing people in your life. I’m sad that my bud won’t be joining us for MM9, but you can’t be perfect, right? Anyway, since he’s not coming, I am taking back all the cool stuff I just said about him.
He’s a jerk.
August 18, 2013
Howbout you all go straight to hell> Yes no? Your choice, really. You are your own prople. With the exception of: me. Drunk like drunk. Truth. You are srunk in extraordinary measuret. Then I reaalizes I was due for a sleep. Good nihght and good luck,,,
May 27, 2013
The Site is Lonely?
I can’t believe it has been so long since we wrote something on here. I mean, I felt the need to write today – and I scanned through the page and WTF, Sensei? Nothing for a longy long time. Not even for MM8. Well, me buckos, this is about to change. At least for this post.
Much love, mofos.
May 20, 2012
Enojuy ev eryone. Havew a ggood one/!!! I don’t like when things (drinks) fdo yo waste!
December 16, 2011
What have you all been up to? I really don’t know. That’s not just me playing. I honestly have not been paying attention to anyone more than 40 feet outside my doorstep. Because I HAVE CHILDREN. And becauseI’M LAZY. And BECAUSE I CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO MOVE FROM WHERE I’M SITTING AT THIS PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME. So yeah, what were we talking about just now. Dunno. #SoAnyways Why don’t we have a wasted time twitter account?!? Well, probably because w’re all really bad at switching identities within our twitter clients. Like that time I called my boss a #daftcunt via a tweet. Not that that wasn’t a well-earned @reply, but… yeah, I can’t remember my point there. Should I have somemore whiskey. I’ll give you all 20 seconds to reply.
No? Well. Mmmmm. Here goes.
WOW. Fantastically tired. Someone carry this torch. I’s heavy.
March 23, 2011
So, the 6th 24-Hour Movie Marathon is upon us this weekend. I am so excited I could explode! EXPLODE!
It’s certainly a good way to catch up on interesting flicks; but it’s much more about hanging out with one of my best friends: Moe the cat.
In any case, this year’s shindig will be most awesome, and I’m very much looking forward to it. Mayhaps there will be a post on here during the weekend?
WHO THE HELL KNOWS?!?!
March 6, 2011
Oh how the mighty have fallen. This bombsheel is on two glasses of wine and she’s gone diddly gone. Diddly gone.
But she’s making pizza. With homemade dough and pesto and goat cheese becauase she is classy. And mustrhooms. Musrhooms are motherfucking classy, yo. Also, she may or may not have made that dough prior to the drinky drinks. But an hour and a half of rising time is a lot of time to wait and a chilled bottle of wine was calling her name.
These are all of my thoughts.